Weekend Humor: Ultimate PJs

1...JISKA EK BI DOST NAI USKO KYA BOLTE??? ...
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.."koena mitra" (koi-na-mitra)

2... once rani mukharjee was given punishment 2 eat 1000 chewingums. shewas scared bt den suddenly saif ali khan said sumtin in her ears n shestarted eatin how???...
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.coz saif said"chak de chak de,chakde sare GUM,chakde chakde chakde,teresung hai hum!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

3...suppose ek ladki baarish me bheeg rahi hai to tum use pani se kaisebachaoge?.
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....simple hai yaar...use apna dil dedo...dil CHAHTA(umbrella) hai!!!"

4..ek calculator dusre calci ko kya bola?...
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.."CASIO???"...(kaisi-ho?)

5... WHOS DA ONLY PLAYER WHO KNOS EACH N EVRY RELIGIOUS SONG?
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HAR-BHAJAN-SINGH

6...agar aap 90 baar paap karoge to keval 45 baar hi pakdejaoge......bataokyu????



























because....sin 90=cot 45

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